June 23, 2010

Dog Bathing Basics

How to bathe a LARGE dog.
Step 1:
No need to put a stake in the ground and chain him to it, he can yank it out with a slight nudge. Even if you bribe them with treats.
Step 2:
They much prefer a pitcher of water than a hose (especially one that is set on JET)
Step 3:
Prepare to get wet!!!!!
Sloppy, sloppy wet!!!!!
Step 4:
Party dresses are the perfect attire.
Party dresses and no shoes.
Step 5:
Dogs are smart enough to realize you are trying to sneak up on them.
Step 6:
Pour the water on them very slowly or they will run!!!!

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