GOOSE #1: "Hey, wanna stop at the Smith pond again?" "Honk-honk!!!"
GOOSE #2: "Sounds good, but remember they have a large dog?" "A large slobbery dog!"
GOOSE #1: "Yeah, I remember, but he is dumb as a box of rocks!" "Honk-honk."
GOOSE #2: "Besides, he doesn't move very fast!"
GOOSE # 1: "Honk-honk!"
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I could be a playwright, huh? It would be called, "THE HONKERS"
What is he searching for on my mum?
Is he aware that a frost is coming and he is going to be frozen like a Popsicle?
Or is he thinking that there is all the time in the world to morph?
Does he like oak leaves or maple leaves?
How many legs does he have?
Can you tell I'm tormented by this???? Really..... I need to get a life!!!!
Please morph little caterpillar. So I can write a story about you!!!!!
By the way. I've always said caterpillars like this.............catepillars. I've left out the r. It seems really weird to say it with an r.
Did you know that I sang "Jingle Bells" wrong until I was in my 20's? Apparently a one-horse slope-n-sleigh does not exist. However a one-horse open sleigh does. Did you know that I pronounced toilet...........tow-let until I married Rick? Bet ya didn't.
Are you worried? Yah, me too!!!